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Archive for June, 2009

A few days ago I decided it was finally time to clean out my old, dirty, yellow CD case I received from my friend Scott W. back in the 8th grade. (I can’t recall how I got the case, but it’s possible that it was under dubious circumstances. I probably still owe Scott a lot [...]

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I’m baaack!

Regular posts begin again on Monday. Sorry for the long dry spell. But there’s some good stuff coming that I think you’ll like.

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Eat Mor Chikn

I just finished reading Fast Food Nation. And somewhere amid descriptions of maimed slaughterhouse workers, greedy fast food tycoons, and disease-riddled beef my stomach started to churn.
What have I been eating all these years? What I thought was ground beef was apparently laced with pesticides, antibiotics, E. coli, dead cows that had been fed to [...]

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My real rebuttal

I was tempted beyond that which I was able to bear.

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Today there was a battle in the Hess household.
The topic: Apple’s new iPhone 3G S

Just when you thought nothing could be more awesome than the last iPhone, here it is.
Isaac’s arguments went something like this:
1) It’s awesome. You just don’t understand how awesome it is. Now that I know it exists, any awesomeness that previous [...]

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The briefest of delays

Dear faithful readers,
(And yes, there are faithful readers. My tracker says I still get about 5 unique visitors to this blog per day, and that’s even when I’m posting stupid poems or nothing. I don’t know who you are, but you deserve some kind of medal, or a candy bar. Whichever is less expensive.)
You may [...]

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Automatic Lights

I came to the office on a Saturday,
came to work, and not to be mocked
by loneliness.
But every time I walk into a room,
the building greets me by turning on
automatic lights.
These lights, with all their good intentions,
Are the surest piece of evidence that
I am alone.
They seem to scream as they turn on:
“No one else has been [...]

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